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You want the luxury. You expect the glamour. You look forward to the “enchanted” part of the Enchanted Princess. When you book a cruise on a ship with a name like that, your mind immediately goes to white-glove service, five-star culinary delights, and views that make your Instagram followers weep with envy.

The Enchanted Princess delivers on exactly one and a half of those things.

It is a ship of contradictions. It is a vessel where you can stand on a private balcony overlooking the most breathtaking bay in Europe while simultaneously wondering if the chef accidentally replaced the salt with air. It is a place where the room is a sanctuary of comfort, but the dining room feels like a very expensive weight-loss clinic.

If you are looking for an honest take on what it is actually like to sail on this Royal-class giant, you are in the right place. We are diving deep into the highs, the lows, and the literally “bland” middles of the Enchanted Princess experience.

The Crown Jewel: Cabin L105

You need a good room. You want a space that feels like a home away from home, especially when you are crossing oceans. On the Enchanted Princess, stateroom L105 is that space.

L105 is a mini-suite located right at the front of the ship. Now, usually, “front of the ship” can be a gamble. You might worry about the wind or the movement, but forget all of that. The comfort level in this room is through the roof. It is spacious, it is impeccably designed, and the bed feels like sleeping on a cloud that has been endorsed by a team of orthopedists.

But the real seller is not the thread count or the sofa. It is the balcony.

Because L105 is situated at the very front, you are essentially the figurehead of the ship. While everyone else is looking out the side at the endless blue, you are looking forward at the horizon. You see the world before anyone else does. This becomes a life-changing feature when you are sailing into a destination like Montenegro.

Imagine waking up, grabbing a robe, and stepping out onto your private deck as the ship glides into the Bay of Kotor. The mountains rise up on either side of you, reflected in the still, glass-like water. You are so close to the scenery that you feel like you could reach out and touch the medieval stone walls. It is a million-dollar view that makes every penny of the cruise fare feel justified. You sit there with your morning coffee, watching the sunrise hit the peaks of the Balkan Mountains, and you think, “This is it. This is the dream.”

The staff, to their credit, does exactly what you want cruise staff to do. They are friendly. They are pleasant. They greet you, they help you, and they keep things moving without drama. Nobody is auditioning for sainthood, but nobody is making your vacation harder either. It is solid, professional cruise service that meets the standard you expect when you step onto a ship in this class. That matters. Sometimes “friendly and efficient” is not a headline, but it absolutely shapes your trip.

Then there is the technology, and this is where the ship really starts showing off.

The Technology Is the Real Magic

The Medallion system is not a gimmick. It is the kind of cruise technology that makes you immediately judge every older ship a little bit harder. You carry a small electronic Medallion, and the ship seems to know you are coming before you do. Your cabin door unlocks when you are still about 20 feet away. Not two feet. Not awkwardly standing there patting your pockets. Twenty feet away. You walk toward your room and the door basically says, “Relax, I got this.”

That sounds small until you live with it for a week. Then it feels luxurious in a way that actually changes your day. Hands full. No problem. Coming back from the pool. No problem. Carrying coffee, a sandwich, and the vague emotional damage of another bland dinner. Still no problem.

The same system follows you around the ship in ways that are both impressive and just a little creepy, but in a useful way. You walk up to a bar and the bartender can know your name almost instantly. Not because they have the memory of a Vegas magician. Because the system tells them. Even better, it can pull up your drink history. So if you ordered the same cocktail yesterday, the bartender often already has the roadmap. It creates that high-touch feeling people usually associate with ultra-luxury service, except here a chunk of the credit goes to very smart hardware and software.

And honestly, it works. It works well. It smooths out the little frictions that usually pile up on a cruise. Less fumbling. Less waiting. Less repeating yourself. More feeling like the ship is paying attention to you. In a review with a lot of mixed notes, this is one area where praise comes easily. The technology is a major highlight.

The Case of the Vanishing Calories

Then, you get hungry. This is where the enchantment starts to flicker like a dying lightbulb.

You expect cruise food to be an indulgence. You expect to come home five pounds heavier because you couldn’t say no to the midnight pasta bar or the lobster thermidor. On the Enchanted Princess, however, you might actually find yourself losing weight.

The food is bland. There is no other way to put it. It is as if the spice rack was confiscated by customs before the ship left port. Every dish in the main dining room looks beautiful on the plate, but the moment it hits your tongue, the flavor profile is… silence. It is the culinary equivalent of a “Keep Quiet” sign in a library.

I witnessed a scene in the dining room that I will never forget. A man, who had clearly reached his breaking point, was on his third back-to-back cruise. He had been eating this food for nearly a month. He finally snapped. He stood up and started yelling at the chef in the middle of the dining room.

“I’m losing weight!” he shouted, his voice echoing off the sophisticated decor. “I’m on a cruise, and I’m losing weight because the food is so bad!”

It was objectively hilarious. Here is a man who paid thousands of dollars for a luxury vacation, and his biggest complaint is that he is becoming too fit because he can’t bring himself to finish a meal. It was a “Small World” moment of shared frustration for everyone within earshot. We all just kind of nodded in silent agreement.

To be fair, this is also where the ship’s demographic becomes part of the story. If you are comparing Princess to Royal Caribbean, the difference is noticeable. Princess attracts an older crowd. The pace is calmer. The energy is quieter. The ship feels more geared toward adults who want to relax, stroll, read, sip, and watch the ocean than toward families trying to keep three children entertained for seven straight days.

That is not automatically bad. For some people, that is the whole appeal. If you want fewer screaming kids and less sensory overload, this line has a clear lane. But if you are traveling with younger children, you should know what you are signing up for. There are fewer activities aimed at kids beyond the pool, and the overall onboard vibe is much less action-packed than what you get on Royal Caribbean. There are not endless adrenaline attractions, giant family-focused diversions, or that constant “what’s next, what’s next, what’s next” machine humming in the background. It is more subdued. More mature. More nap-compatible.

The “Safe” Haven: Burgers and Sandwiches

When the “fine dining” fails you, you look for the staples. You look for the things that are hard to mess up. On the Enchanted Princess, you will likely find yourself becoming a regular at the casual spots.

The cheeseburgers are your best friend. They are consistent. They are hot. They actually taste like beef. When the main dining room offers you a “deconstructed gourmet chicken” that tastes like wet cardboard, you head to the grill. You grab a burger, you grab some fries, and you regain your will to live.

The sandwiches are the other saving grace. Whether it’s a quick bite from the International Café or a deli-style creation, these are the real heroes of the ship. They aren’t trying to be fancy; they are just trying to be food. In a world of bland risottos and flavorless sauces, a well-made sandwich feels like a Michelin-starred meal.

Entertainment, Auctions, and the Onboard Time-Fillers

When you are not eating under-seasoned entrées or admiring Montenegro from your balcony like the ruler of a tiny maritime kingdom, you start looking at what the ship gives you to do.

One pleasant surprise was the art auction. Yes, the art auction. That thing many people walk past as if it is a timeshare presentation with better lighting. On this sailing, it was actually enjoyable. It broke up the day, gave people something different to do, and added a little live-event energy to the ship. Even if you were not planning to bid on anything, it was entertaining in the people-watching sense alone. Cruise ships are great laboratories for human behavior, and nowhere is that clearer than when someone starts convincing themselves that they absolutely need a framed piece they had no interest in 14 minutes earlier.

Entertainment overall, though, lands in mixed-review territory.

Some people enjoyed it. Some people clearly did not. That probably tells you everything you need to know. Nothing was catastrophically bad, but not everything was memorable either. The most accurate summary may be that the entertainment was inconsistent. One act might click with you. The next might feel like a polite excuse to go find a drink.

A perfect example came from my sister-in-law, who described the comedy magician as so-so, which is honestly one of the funniest and most devastating review categories a performer can receive. Not terrible. Not amazing. Just… so-so. That phrase hung in the air for the rest of the cruise because it fit more than one performance. The entertainment was not a disaster, but it was not exactly the kind of lineup that leaves you rearranging your dinner schedule so you can race to the theater either.

Again, this loops back to expectations. If you are used to massive-production, high-energy entertainment on lines that chase families and big thrills, Princess may feel more restrained. If you like a lower-key evening, you may find it perfectly fine. But this is not the ship I would choose purely for nonstop onboard excitement.

A Small World at Customs

Cruising has a funny way of shrinking the planet. You spend a week on a floating city with thousands of people, yet you keep bumping into the same souls. But sometimes, the coincidence is so specific it feels scripted.

While standing in the long, agonizing line at customs upon returning home, I started chatting with the couple behind me. We did the usual “How was your trip?” small talk. They mentioned they had been on the sailing right before ours.

“Which room were you in?” I asked.

“L105,” the husband said.

I froze. “Wait, at the front? The mini-suite?”

“Yeah,” the wife chimed in. “Incredible view, right?”

We stood there in the middle of a crowded terminal, bonding over the exact same square footage of carpet and the exact same balcony view of Montenegro. They had vacated the room just hours before I walked into it. It was a bizarre, full-circle moment that reminded me that no matter how big these ships get, the experience of travel is surprisingly intimate. We shared notes on the bland food (they also survived on burgers) and laughed about the “I’m losing weight” guy, who apparently had been making his grievances known during their leg of the trip too.

The Final Verdict

Is the Enchanted Princess a bad ship? Not at all. The room comfort is world-class. The views from the forward-facing suites are some of the best you will find on any ocean-going vessel. The ship itself is stunning, clean, and filled with areas to relax and unwind. The staff is friendly in that reassuring, dependable way you want on a cruise, and the Medallion technology is genuinely one of the smartest features on board.

But you have to go in with your eyes open. You are going for the destination. You are going for the balcony. You are going for the sheer relaxation of being at sea. You are not going for a culinary revolution. You are probably not going for a kid-centric action factory either. Princess and Royal Caribbean serve different moods, different demographics, and different vacation priorities. This ship leans older, calmer, and more understated.

Pack some extra hot sauce and spices in your suitcase. Plan to spend a lot of time on your balcony in Montenegro. Enjoy the art auction if you stumble into it. Keep your entertainment expectations flexible. And if you see a man yelling about his shrinking waistline, just give him a sympathetic wave. He’s just telling the truth.

Whether you are looking for the ultimate relaxation or an unforgettable view of the Adriatic, the Enchanted Princess provides the stage. You just might have to bring your own seasoning.

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